for all those waiting.

bakwaaas:

does anyone else feel extremely mediocre and talentless it’s like you’re okay at some stuff but not good enough to ever truly succeed or make it into a career, not naturally gifted at anything nor motivated enough, and will never be recognised or special or exceptional in any way to anyone

(via jperalta)

ms-demeanor:

lotsofflailing:

ngl the best thing about harry potter was that voldemort killed harry’s parents, he tried to kill harry & co literally every year, was the evilest person known to man, whatever, and yet for 99% of the books it reads like the villain of the whole thing is draco malfoy, an annoying spoiled brat. 

which is kind of hilarious but like if there was a supervillain after me i’d probably still be more actively annoyed at that one girl i had history with last year who i hated so who am i to judge.

Okay yes, I see your point, Headmaster, clearly Voldemort has had a larger overall negative impact on my life and the lives of all members of the wizarding world but have you considered that I see Tom Riddle’s desiccated corpse attempting to hex me into oblivion perhaps one day out of every thousand days of my life but that I see Draco Malfoy NOT ONLY on Tuesdays but on Wednesdays and Fridays besides and also that Draco Malfoy is, in fact, a sniveling little ferret?

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thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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sevennpls:

My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel

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trevenant:

thegestianpoet:

trevenant:

trevenant:

Council of gays. Assemble

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

motion passed council adjourned

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liberalsarecool:

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nientedal:

vonbaghager:

vonbaghager:

i read the article on netflix that was like “we lost 2.6 billion dollars last year because of people sharing their password :’(((”

so lets see. netflix apparently has 139,260,000 accounts, with each and every one of those accounts paying anywhere from $13 to $16 a month, which means each account is generating about $156 to $192 every year, which all adds up to, unless i messed up my math, $21,724,560,000‬ generated every year. Twenty one billion dollars, at least.

so fuck you and fuck your crocodile tears lmao. you’re never going to make any of your bad decisions this seem justified.

You know what I’m still annoyed with this because no, Netflix, you did not lose a single fucking penny. You did not lose money from people sharing their accounts, they did not physically take the money from you. Your profits did not go down, they just didn’t rise as much as you wanted them to, and you consider that a catastrophic loss of billions of dollars. Fuck off.

you cannot lose money you weren’t entitled to in the first place. you cannot lose money that wasn’t yours to begin with. if my neighbor and I share a power drill, Black & Decker doesn’t lose $50. humans have shared our things with other humans since before we were even humans. get fucked.

(via recoveryofabrokenteen)

insanitysscribblings:

asterosian:

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

The poor cried,

“We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t work for your bread,”

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

“We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we’re all ill.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t take care of yourselves,”

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied…

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man’s

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

“Please, spare me!”

The ravenous zombies said,

“Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter.”

(via epoxh)